| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| SLIPPERYSLOPE | "Butter futures? We think that's a ..." |
| SIREN | Killer in a myth that's pretty misogynist, if you think about it |
| NSA | Org. that's always watching AND I FOR ONE THINK THEY DO A GREAT JOB PROTECTING ME USA USA USA |
| SHUT | Like a front door that's not letting all the cold in, do you think I'm paying to heat the entire outdoors or something? |
| MONTE | Three-card game that's totally not a scam, but also we have to go RIGHT NOW [siren sounds] |
