| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| SCRATCHTHATIDEA | "It'll never work." |
| SCRATCHTHATIDEA | "It'll never work" |
| HAREBRAINEDIDEA | It'll never work |
| NOUSE | "It'll never work" |
| SCRATCHTHATIDEA | "It'll never work" at the pool hall? |
| EMU | It'll never fly |
| NOSOAP | "It'll never wash!" |
| DREAMON | "It'll never happen!" |
| FATCHANCE | "It'll never happen!" |
| PIGS | "When ... fly!" ("It'll never happen") |
| EMU | It'll never get off the ground |
| NOENDINSIGHT | "It'll never stop," and puzzle's title |
| JUSTONCE | "Even if it'll never happen again ..." |
| DREAMON | "That'd be nice - but it'll never happen" |
