| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| PIGS | "When ... fly!" ("It'll never happen") |
| FATCHANCE | "It'll never happen!" |
| DREAMON | "It'll never happen!" |
| JUSTONCE | "Even if it'll never happen again ..." |
| DREAMON | "That'd be nice - but it'll never happen" |
| IFEVER | Assuming it'll happen at all |
