| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| BACKGROUNDS | If Quasimodo were CEO of Starbucks, they'd make ... |
| PEANUTOIL | If Jimmy Carter were CEO of Amoco, they'd make ... |
| POTATOCHIPS | If Dan Quayle were CEO of Intel, they'd make ... |
| SMARTYPANTS | If Albert Einstein were CEO of Gap, they'd make ... |
| MONKEYBARS | If John T. Scopes were CEO of Mars, they'd make ... |
| SOAPCAKES | If Susan Lucci were CEO of Sara Lee, they'd make ... |
| SPINCYCLES | If James Carville were CEO of Harley-Davidson, they'd make ... |
| THUMBNAILS | If Roger Ebert were CEO of Ace Hardware, they'd make ... |
| VAMPIREBATS | If Bela Lugosi were CEO of Wilson Sporting Goods, they'd make ... |
