| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| QUIP | It's shorter than a one-liner |
| BOB | It's shorter than a pageboy |
| YEAR | Strangely, it's shorter than a day on Venus |
| CSIMIAMI | Show with a lame one-liner before its theme song |
| HINT | "It's bigger than a breadbox," for one |
| PELEG | Literary captain who says "It's better to sail with a moody good captain than a laughing bad one" |
