| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| NEON | Light that's a real gas |
| ONIONBOOK | Volume that's a real tearjerker? |
| GLOOMYGUN | Sidearm that's a real sourpuss? |
| HORA | Dance that's a real chair-raiser |
| FDA | Org. that's a real medicine dropper |
| STATEOFTHEONION | Play that's a real tear-jerker? |
| CLAPPER | Household gadget that's a real turn-on? |
