| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| INVALID | Not worth the paper it's printed on |
| INVALID | Not worth the paper it's written on |
| FACEVALUE | It's not necessarily the real worth |
| TOUCHDOWN | It's worth six points on the gridiron |
| NAME | It's worth 200 points on the SAT, according to facetious claims |
| SLOPE | It's not on the level |
| LOCALFILE | It's not on the cloud |
| SECONDSTORY | It's not on the ground floor |
| ACE | It's not returned on the court |
| SPECIAL | It's not on the regular menu |
| ADDEDATTRACTION | It's not on the standard bill |
| SELLER | It's not a drug on the market. |
| PASSPLAY | It's not all done on the ground |
| ASIDE | It's supposedly not heard by other people on the stage |
