| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| YOUREALLWET | Old-school "That's totally wrong!" |
| ETON | Prep school that's over 500 years old |
| ETON | British school that's over 500 years old |
| ETON | School that's more than half a millennium old |
| NONONO | "That's totally wrong" |
| ZITI | Pasta that's totally tubular |
| VAL | Prefix with speak that's, like, totally tubular |
| MONTE | Three-card game that's totally not a scam, but also we have to go RIGHT NOW [siren sounds] |
