| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| BYTHETIMEYOUCAN | Part one of today's quip |
| FINALLYMAKEENDS | Part two of today's quip |
| BYTHETIMEYOUCAN | Part one of a budgeting quip |
| HOWISITTHAT | Part one of quip about White House nicknames |
| MONEYTALKSBUTTO | Part one of a quip about slippery cabbage |
| ALIMONYISTHE | Quip: Part one |
| HISTORYISBORING | Yawn-inducing quip (Part one) |
