| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| PATOFBUTTER | Sir .. (he's on a roll) |
| BILLOFGOODS | Sir .. (he's a merchant) |
| JACKOFCLUBS | Sir .. (he's a real card) |
| RINGO | He's a rock and roll Starr |
| GARYSUNS | He's working on a tan |
| MRT | He's on TV's "A-Team" |
| MAESTRO | He's usually on a podium |
| ATLAS | He's got a lot on his shoulders |
| BEARER | He's paid to carry, on a safari |
| CHAD | He's not a doctor, but he played one on TV |
| ELMO | He's on the cover of Kevin Clash's "My Life as a Furry Red Monster" |
| ESIASON | Boomer on "Monday Night Football" (also, Erik wants to mention that he's a Maryland grad) |
