| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| FREELAUNCH | What there's no such thing as at NASA? |
| FREELAUNCH | What there's no such thing as, for NASA? |
| TOTALABSTINENCE | "There's no such thing as safe sex" policy |
| AXIOM | "There's no such thing as a free lunch," e.g. |
| DUMBQUESTION | There's no such thing as this, according to a saying |
| FREE | They say there's no such thing as this kind of lunch |
| OVID | Poet who wrote "At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman" |
