| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| HATFIELD | Who definitely isn't the real McCoy? |
| MARTIAN | The little man who isn't there? |
| KNIFESHARER | One who isn't stingy with the cutlery? |
| MEL | Sidekick of Krusty the Clown who isn't Sideshow Bob |
| BPCLOWNAWAY | "That bozo who works for the gas company isn't here right now"? |
| MALTIN | Critic who wrote the shortest review ever given to a motion picture: "No" for 1948's "Isn't It Romantic?" |
