| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| DONTKNOWHOW | Why people can't do some things |
| TRICKDOWNTHEORY | Explanation for why some pillows do weird things? |
| FANDANGO | Movie ticket site named after a dance, because why do things need to have anything to do with each other |
| CARTWHEELS | Things happy people do |
| HEDDAGABLER | " . . . people don't do such things" |
| CANCANS | Things people do to get their kicks? |
| LUNCHES | Things people "do" in the early afternoon |
| ALI | "There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people" speaker |
