| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| LASTCENT | You'll be busted if you use it |
| ILL | If you take this, you'll be sick |
| FINELINE | You'll have to be careful if you want to walk one |
| NOMOREMISTERNICEGUIDE | "If you can't behave on this tour, I swear you'll be sorry!"? |
| CARKEYSINSTEADOFQTIPS | Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you use .. |
| LSD | You'll trip if you drop it |
| ACID | You'll trip if you drop it |
| TOSS | You'll probably kick if you lose it |
| TOSS | You'll probably kick the football if you lose it |
| TOPSPEED | If you go at it, you'll get there as quickly as possible |
| HOLDENCAULFIELD | "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born ..." |
