| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| PARK | You're not going anywhere if you're in this |
| CLOSET | You're not in it if you're out |
| STYX | If you're on it, you're going to hell |
| CASTRO | If you're going to San Francisco, you're going to meet some people selling penis cookies there, with "the" |
| STAYCATION | This is not going anywhere |
