| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| CHAN | "Confucius say..." detective |
| CHAN | Confucius-quoting detective |
| CHARLIE | Confucius-quoting detective. |
| SITSINOWNPEW | Confucius say "Man who fart in church ..." |
| BOUNDTOGETTHERE | Confucius say "Man who drive like hell is ..." |
| EXHAUSTED | Confucius say "Man who run behind car gets ..." |
| HIGHONPOT | Confucius say "Man who stand on toilet is ..." |
| UNDOINGOFFLY | Confucius say "Passionate kiss like spider's web; leads to ..." |
