| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| QUACK | "Doctor" with a fake diploma. |
| CUM | With, on a diploma |
| ALUM | One with a diploma |
| GRAD | Person with a diploma |
| GRAD | One with a diploma |
| PHISH | Scam with a fake Web page |
| MINOR | One with a fake ID, maybe |
| CHICOMARX | Old comic with a fake Italian accent |
| HAAGEN | Half of an ice cream brand with a fake Danish name |
