| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| ROAD | "Why did the chicken cross the ...?" |
| POLLOQUESTION | "Why did the chicken cross the road?," e.g., in Tijuana? |
| HEFORGOTTOTAKENOTES | Why did the musician flunk the test? |
| HISCARNEEDEDATUNEUP | Why did the musician go to the mechanic? |
| THURBER | Cartoonist who wrote the caption "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" |
| AHEN | "Why does ... cross the road?" |
