| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| FORTHEHALIBUT | "Why did you go fishing?" response |
| HENEEDEDAREST | Why did the musician go on vacation? |
| HISCARNEEDEDATUNEUP | Why did the musician go to the mechanic? |
| ITSAGUSHYTHING | Response to "Why are you a wildcatter?"? |
| MAYIHAVEACOOKIE | Question Lebowitz says is far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Why haven't you called?" |
| SOSOON | "Why did you come ...?" |
| ITWASMYPLEA | "Why did you say 'Guilty'?" |
| SEE | "Why did you doubt me?" |
| TMI | "Ugh, why did you share that with me!" |
| THURBER | Cartoonist who wrote the caption "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" |
