| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| WHOMSO | Anyone, objectively |
| UNS | "Wir," objectively |
| HIM | Guy, objectively |
| HER | Woman, objectively |
| HER | Executrix, objectively |
| REAL | Objectively so. |
| HIM | He, objectively |
| HER | She, objectively |
| HIM | Man, objectively |
| REAL | Objectively so |
| WHOMSO | Someone, objectively |
| SLANTS | Doesn't present objectively |
| AJUDGMENTCALL | Not objectively decided |
| TOPS | Best parts of muffins, objectively |
| ALLI | "... Want For Christmas Is You" (objectively, Mariah Carey's finest song) |
