| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| IMLOST | Comment from a confused student |
| WHERESDOWN | Question from a confused astronaut? |
| SARAH | Start of an open letter from the puzzle constructor: "Dear ..., you seem a bit confused about what the V. P. does every day, so here are some helpful hints ..." |
| ISEE | Encouraging words from a student |
| MYDOGATEMYHOMEWORK | Invalid claim from a student |
| CAREPACKAGE | Gift from home, to a college student |
| PALEOBOTANIST | Student of fossil plants with scattered money from a shark? |
| ELICARDIGAN | For DANIEL CRAIG, a sweater from the Yale student store |
