| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| COLDSHOULDERWAR | Contest to see who can be more unfriendly? |
| WETTEESHOTCONTESTS | Competitions to see who can drive a ball farthest in the rain? |
| GOINGTOTHESALON | "We can be pretty sloppy; maybe we'd appeal to more people after..." |
| ANYONE | Who can grow up to be president, according to an evidently true adage |
| SCARECROW | One who can be patched together from the letters added to the theme answers |
| JENNY | Woman in a 1982 hit who can be reached using the starts of the answers to the starred clues |
| POTATOHEAD | Mr. who debuted 5-1-1952, or in a way, what the first word of the answers to starred clues can be |
