| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| PERFECTMURDER | Detectives say there is no such thing |
| ABAD | "There is no such thing as ... boy" (Father Flanagan) |
| AWAKENINGS | 1990 film with the tagline "There is no such thing as a simple miracle" |
| OVID | Poet who wrote "At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman" |
| AXIOM | "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch," e.g. |
| FREE | They say there's no such thing as this kind of lunch |
