| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| WARP | Distort in telling. |
| GARBLE | Distort, in a way |
| COLOR | Distort, in a way |
| SKEW | Distort, in a way |
| SKEW | Distort in a misleading way |
| WARPS | Distorts in telling. |
| PAST | Word used in telling time |
| PAST | Word used in telling time, sometimes |
| JOHNBIRCH | Society formed in 1958 that secretly controls the world -- while telling us that others do |
| SCAM | Phone call telling you to pay the IRS immediately or you'll be thrown in jail, e.g. |
