| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| DUNCE | He wears a conical cap |
| KEFAUVER | He wears a coonskin cap. |
| YANKEE | He wears N. Y. on his cap. |
| DUNCE | One wearing a conical cap |
| DUNCE | One with a conical cap |
| ELK | He wears a tooth |
| COLONEL | He wears a silver eagle. |
| SIMPERER | He wears a silly smile. |
| CLAUS | He wears a red suit |
| ODIE | He wears a yellow coat and pants |
| KYLE | He wears a green hat on "South Park" |
| FOZZIEBEAR | He often wears a brown porkpie and a red-and-white polka-dot necktie |
| MEAT | Answer to the riddle "If a butcher is six feet tall, has a 34-inch waist, and wears size 12 shoes, what does he weigh?" |
