| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| TWO | How many it takes to tango? |
| DOS | How many it takes to tango in Spain? |
| EONS | How long it takes mountains to form |
| EONS | How long it takes canyons to form |
| AEONS | How long it takes mountains to form |
| MSEC | How long it takes light to travel 186 mi. |
| NSEC | About how long it takes light to travel a ft. |
| TSA | Q: How many ... agents does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Please remove your pants. |
| ANYKEY | What Compaq had to explain didn't exist, because too many people couldn't figure out how to press it |
| OWL | One was asked "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" |
