| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| ERA | It was never ratified |
| BILLOFRIGHTS | It was ratified in 1791 |
| PREGNANTCHAD | It was never punched out |
| SADDLESOAP | It was never intended to be a leather cleaner |
| WHITELIE | "I never would have guessed it was a toupee," maybe |
| GOOFUS | Gallant's screw-up brother (or alter ego; it was never entirely clear) |
| SMUT | Tom Lehrer song with the lyric "I've never quibbled - If it was ribald" |
