| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| GAMEOVER | Message that basically tells you to get a life? |
| IMSORRYBUTTHE | Beginning of a private message that all the readers of the A.V. Club now get to listen in on |
| XMARKSTHESPOT | After following the instructions to make a big one, hint that tells you where to look around to find hidden booty |
| MCJOB | Position that probably won't get you invited to a work holiday party |
| GPS | Guide that tells you where to go, briefly |
| INTERESTSATER | Something that tells you everything you could possibly want to know? |
