| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| BLUBBERHEAD | Not a rocket scientist |
| MORON | Definitely not a rocket scientist |
| DOLT | Hardly a rocket scientist |
| STUPID | By no means a rocket scientist |
| DENSE | Hardly qualified to be a rocket scientist |
| NEWTON | Scientist for whom a certain fig cookie is not named, despite popular belief |
