| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| TURDSLICE | Order at a pizzarrhea? (horrible connection) |
| HOTSPOTPOTSHOT | Stab at a wireless connection? |
| WIFI | Internet connection at a restaurant or airport |
| READSLOGAN | Motto on a poster at the library (weak connection) |
| FREEWIFI | It can help you make a connection at the airport |
| GRANDSLAM | Thing hit 23 times by Alex Rodriguez (very strong connection; i.e., a not-at-all contrived phrase) |
