| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| USO | Private club, for short? |
| USO | Private club, briefly? |
| PERK | Private health club, perhaps |
| NOTIPS | Private club gratuity policy |
| KREWE | Private social club that sponsors Mardi Gras festivities |
| IMSORRYBUTTHE | Beginning of a private message that all the readers of the A.V. Club now get to listen in on |
