| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| IWANTTOHAVEA | Quip by humorist Jason Love: Part 1 |
| THESTUPIDITY | Quip by historian Oswald Spengler: Part 1 |
| THENICETHING | Quip by Dr. Andrew S. Tanenbaum, part 1 |
| TOLOVEONESELFIS | Part 1 of a quip by Oscar Wilde |
| ADRAMACRITICIS | Part 1 of a quip by the writer named in the circled letters |
