| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| TOPLEVELMEETING | Reason for penthouse owners to assemble? |
| BREAKDOWN | Reason to call for a tow |
| SIXOCLOCKSHADOW | Reason for a procrastinator to shave? |
| SNOWDAY | Reason for kids to miss school |
| ILLNESS | Reason for a note to the teacher |
| STYE | Reason for a trip to an ophthalmologist |
| GREED | One reason for man's inhumanity to man |
| ROBBINGHEADACHE | Reason for a burglar to take aspirin? |
| LEMURGENCY | Reason for a primate to dial 911? |
| OIL | Reason for the Iraq war, according to many |
| BUNSOFSTEELE | Reason for Brosnan fans to watch 1980s TV? |
| CLOCKCORRECTION | Reason for a ref to stop an NBA game |
| GRANDFATHERCLOG | Reason for an older male relative to use Liquid-Plumr? |
| UFO | Reason for a flood of calls to the police dept., maybe |
