| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| BOBBYSHORT | Self-described "saloon singer" |
| ENO | Self-described "non-musician" |
| SHOR | Self-described "saloonkeeper" Toots |
| EBAY | Self-described "World's Online Marketplace" |
| PIGPEN | Self-described toon "dust magnet" |
| GATSBY | Self-described "Oxford man" of fiction |
| GEORGE | Self-described "short, stocky, slow-witted bald man" of "Seinfeld" |
| LEAR | Self-described "poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man" of literature |
