| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| ONEHUNDREDYEARS | Start of a message to the Met |
| EVERYDOWN | Start of a message to solvers |
| ROSESARERED | Start of a message to Mom |
| DEARREADER | Start of a message from the editor |
| XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | How to get a message out of the boxes |
| READTHISGRIDINBRAILLE | How to get a message out of the boxes |
| IMSORRYBUTTHE | Beginning of a private message that all the readers of the A.V. Club now get to listen in on |
