| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| IREMEMBERWHEN | Start of a quip by comedian Demetri Martin |
| IWASGOINGTOBUYACOPY | Start of a quip by comedian Ronnie Shakes |
| IHADTHERIGHTTO | Start of a quip by comedian Ron White upon being arrested in a bar |
| IHAVE | Start of a quip attributed to British comedian Ken Dodd |
| AFTERTWELVE | Start of a quote by comedian Ronnie Shakes |
| PLANTOBE | Start of a resolution by comedian Steven Wright |
