| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| THEONLYREASONA | Start of a quip from Mad Magazine |
| FEWTHINGSARE | Start of a quip from Mark Twain |
| WHENYOUREOVER | Start of a quip from Charles Schulz |
| WHOSAYSIAMNOT | Start of a quip from an exercisephobe? |
| ITRIEDTOBUY | Start of a quip from a hunter |
| THETOWELSINTHAT | Start of a quip from a returning vacationer |
| MYCOMPUTERWONIN | Start of a quip from a frustrated user? |
| AMERICAHASALWAYSBEEN | Start of a quip from Charles P. Pierce's "Idiot America" |
| INAMERICATHEYOUNG | Start of a quip from Court and Society Review, 1887 |
