| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| CHAMPAGNEFLUTE | THE BARTENDER PLAYED A .. |
| SCOTCHANDYODA | THE BARTENDER SERVED EACH DINER A .... |
| HOWABOUTONEFORTHEROAD | A highway goes into a bar, and the bartender says .. |
| NAMEYOURPOISON | An exterminator goes into a bar, and the bartender says .. |
| WEDONTSERVEFOODINHERE | A sandwich goes into a bar, and the bartender says .. |
| WHYTHELONGFACE | A horse goes into a bar, and the bartender says .. |
| NODRINKSFORMINERS | The Seven Dwarfs go into a bar, and the bartender says .. |
| DONTSTARTANYTHING | A set of jumper cables goes into a bar, and the bartender says .. |
