| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| SNORING | The perpetrator never hears it. |
| RIPSAW | It never goes against the grain. |
| SST | It may never take to the air again |
| COPS | They've got the beat but never dance to it |
| NIGHT | It never occurs above the Arctic Circle during the summer solstice |
| SMUT | Tom Lehrer song with the lyric "I've never quibbled - If it was ribald" |
| ASSAGAI | Slender spear of the Bantu-speaking people: Var. (editor here: the answer is ASSAGAI. Just fill it in and we'll pretend like this never happened.) |
