| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| WEATHERREPORT | Thing to check the day of a parade |
| OIL | Thing to check on a car |
| SAVE | Thing to do for a rainy day? |
| PAAR | Jack who quipped "A funny thing happened to my mother one day: Me" |
| VOTE | Illegal thing to do twice, on election day |
