| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| SAMOLDSAMOLD | Unexciting news about a missile? |
| TWINCAVITIES | Bad news about a tooth? |
| IMALLOUT | Disappointing news about a sale item |
| CURRANTEVENT | News story about a tart fruit? |
| PLANTBARSLUNCHES | Powerful news story about...a mill's brown-bagging mandate? |
| RELATIVEDENSITY | "The good news is, I told the professor about your lab contributions and she gave us an A for our assignment on ..." |
