| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| NOMEANDMYGIRL | What I look forward to after the Iditarod? |
| CASHEARS | What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like "The Man in Black"? |
| CRYSTALEYES | What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "City Slickers" actor? |
| PORTMANTOES | What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "Star Wars" actress? |
| NINKNEES | What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like the author of "Delta of Venus"? |
| TOIS | "What I look forward .. continued immaturity followed by death": Dave Barry |
