| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| ARMIES | What generals keep up their sleevies? |
| POLISHJOKES | What stand-up comics do to keep their material shiny? |
| JESTPROTECTORS | What comedians use to keep others from stealing their jokes? |
| NRA | The Onion: "... Starts Up Their Shit About What Would Be Even Greater Injustice" |
| CHIN | What to keep up? |
