| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| SQUAREHOUSE | Where a hipster would never live? |
| SHUTA | "...a boy who never would ... door" |
| JILT | What a devoted lover would never do |
| WHITELIE | "I never would have guessed it was a toupee," maybe |
| BYBLOODLINES | How a modern democracy like ours would never chuse a leader ... |
| OPENROAD | Where you'll never be in a jam |
| OTB | Place where G.A. members should never go |
| NRUTTURN | Service at a hotel where the party never stops? |
| ASIA | Where you should never get involved in a land war, per The Princess Bride |
