| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| HEWASCAUGHTJAYWALKING | Why was the bluebird arrested? |
| STARTERQUIT | Why the bullpen was summoned? |
| EXCESSIVEVIOLINS | Why the musical was R-rated? |
| BIDDERCOLD | Why the eBay user was laid up? |
| ANACONDARAIN | Why the snakes' ball game was called off? |
| HEDISCARDEDHISCLUBS | Why the bridge player was obliged to stop golfing? |
| HEGOTCAUGHTVIXENGAMES | Why the reindeer was apprehended at the sports arena? |
| NORAHJONES | Her "Don't Know Why" was 2002's Record of the Year |
| NEWMATH | Failed school curriculum that was the subject of the 1973 book "Why Johnny Can't Add" |
| BAUSCH | Lomb's partner, who was the company's optician and chief inventor; come to think of it, why did he even need Lomb? |
