| Answer | Crossword Clue |
|---|---|
| AREAMAN | Subject of many an "Onion" article |
| AREA | ... man (frequent article subject in The Onion) |
| AREAMAN | Subject of many Onion news stories |
| AREAMAN | Facetious subject of many articles in The Onion |
| SPRING | Subject of many an ode |
| AMORE | Subject of many an aria |
| CAT | Subject of many an internet meme |
| FREEAGENT | Subject of many an off-season rumor |
